Made Up West Ham Story of the Day

According to The Sun there are 'powerful' people at West Ham who think that Harry Redknapp is the Son of God and are looking forward to the Second Coming of 'Arry. The paper claims that an 'insider' (although they don't say inside what) told them,

"There are powerful people here who would love to see Harry make a comeback. It would be like the return of the messiah for them."

So The Sun say that when Curbishley is given the push West Ham will go for Croatian manager Slaven Bilic.

I know it doesn't make sense but we are talking The Sun here.