Even More Ridiculousness From the FA

I love this conclusion from the FA Tribunal's findings:

"We have no doubt that [Tevez] was infinitely more skilled than any other player in the West Ham squad at the time."

Forget the subjectivity of this judgement for the moment - just think about that adverb 'infinitely'. The FA tribunal are saying that you could combine the skills of all the West Ham players, then add all the skills from all the other players in the Premier League, then add all the skills of all the players in the Champions League and then add all the skill of all the players in all of the known and unknown universe and then add the skills of your granny.

Even then you would not reach the infinitely superior skills of Carlos Tevez.

There isn't much of this tribunal's findings which would stand up in a court of law.