Man Utd Block Medical

Hammered understand that Man Utd have blocked West Ham undertaking a medical on Wayne Rooney. It is understood that West Ham were keen to find out how human he really is and to ask him about the release date of Shrek 4.

Eggert Magnusson on hearing of this latest move by Man Utd said that this arrangement was becoming 'overcomplicated'. However for some reason the league are remaining insistent that West Ham can't just sign Wayne Rooney without the agreement of Man Utd.