Fat Sam Staggers and Tries to Hit Back

Sam Allardyce, under increasing pressure from his own fans to explain why the club fluffed the opportunity to git rid of Kieron Dyer, has tried to get Newcastle off the hook by blaming West Ham. He has confirmed that,

"We escalated the valuation to what we thought was realistic and West Ham did not want to roll with it."

However Fat Sam is still trying to hint this is all West Ham's fault but can't say why because that is 'confidential'. It's certainly very convenient for him.