Old 'Arry for the Spuds
T#ttenham, with their normal impeccable timing, have sacked Ramos hours before an important game. According to Harry Redknapp Sp#rs have agreed a £5 million compensation package with Portsmouth and he will be their new manager.
Sp#rs have also sacked sporting director Damien Comolliand and first team coaches Gus Poyet and Marcos Alvarez.
Doris, the tea lady, will take charge of today's game.