Al Fayed After West Ham

According to today's Tines Al Fayed has instructed his lawyers to examine the ruling into West Ham's signing of Mascherano and Tevez. Fulham are among a number of clubs that are said to be unhappy at the lack of a points deduction against West Ham.

Whilst paranoid fans of smaller clubs have hinted at conspiracies to rival those of Dan Brown's 'Da Vinci Code' Al Fayed may be the first to notice the behind the scenes meddling of Prince Philip, MI5 and other members of the Royal Family into the League's investigations.