Yossi Leaves West Ham
The Liverpool FC official site say that Yossi Benayoun's transfer from West Ham has finally been completed. Benayoun has signed for the Reds until 2011 but the site does not say what fee they paid to West Ham for the Israeli midfielder. Sky Sports say the deal is in the region of £5 million.
posted by Keir Clarke @ 6:58 PM
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So Israeli E.T. lookalike Yossi Benayoun phones home to his Mamma and asks how she is. "Yossi, my boy" she replies, "things are bad back home. Your father has been taken hostage and they are threatening to behead him. The house was pelted last night by a stone throwing mob and your sister was gang raped on her way home from the synagogue." Mamma Benayoun sobs down the phone before continuing, "Yossi, why in the name of Abram did you move us to Liverpool?"
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