Bush Gunning For West Ham

The Guardian today reveals that Neil Bush, the brother of the President of the United States, was at the Emirates Stadium on Saturday as a guest of Russian oligarch Boris Berezovsky. Berezovsky is one of a number of businessmen believed to be behind Iranian businessman Kia Joorabchian's bid to take over West Ham.

Since Thursday the Irons have been linked with Arab's, Iranians, Israeli's, the Russian mafia and now someone with close family connections with the American government.

I sense a conspiracy here. Is West Ham being positioned to become the new Middle East? Have the world's power brokers decided to battle over the sacred turf of the Boleyn? Is there a huge reserve of oil lying under Upton Park that we have never been told about?

We demand the truth.