Tuesday, July 15, 2008

The Daily Mail Losing Their Heads Again

The Daily Mail are predicting that the world will come to an end at lunch-time on Thursday. Apparently the only way to avoid the end of all life as we know it is for West Ham to sack their manager, sell all their players and get the fans to stick their heads up their own backsides whilst simultaneously whistling the national anthem.

The cause of this apocalypse, according to The Mail, is the collapse of the Icelandic economy. They say that Bjorgolfur Gudmundsson is so strapped for cash that West Ham will be forced to sell their club captain, Lucas Neill to Blackburn for £750,000 after failing to flog him off to Galatasaray or Portsmouth.

According to The Mail Gudmundsson holds Alan Curbishley personally responsible for the collapse of the subprime market in America, so he will soon be shown the revolving door at Upton Park.

West Ham will then be forced to sell Freddie Ljungberg, George McCartney, Anton Ferdinand and Robert Green (and any other player The Mail have seen linked to other clubs this summer). Gudmundsson will then presumably use the £10 million raised to prop up his Icelandic bank, which will in turn revive the Icelandic economy and spur the world economy to such an extent that recession will be avoided and the world will live as one again.

9 Comments:

At 7:34 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sweet mother of our lord jesus christ are things that bad The Mail has never got it wrong so far !! , tell Gudmundsson i can give him a "cock and hen" to get his lunch

 
At 7:39 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Mail journalists are Tottenham supporters.

 
At 7:59 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If it was that bad, surely he would be searching the caves of Afghanistan for someone to buy the club as a whole then he could sort out the US and UK economies as well as the Icelandic one. Anyway as he has already bought Iceland prices to UP (the price of hot choc with just 3 grains of chocolate last year refers) the club must generate enough cashflow to keep their economy going anyway

 
At 9:13 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

mail = muppet

 
At 9:16 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

and no other clubs in the premiership or in europe are affected by the credit crunch,stagflation and a looming recession

get funked ,mail, lo-rent piece of earwax

 
At 11:05 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL LOL

What silly article by the mail!

My dad does a bit of business with B.G not football related and I know this aint true!

The financial year was a success as West Ham virtually broke even in last season, cause we finsihed 10th! which is what they had their accounts and money on. Yes we need to sell! Thats because (don't tell anyone who wants to buy from us) that there crocks on big wages and bonuses!

 
At 4:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

BG's bank made €456m after tax in 2007. 1st quarter 2008 they made €171m after tax. Both sets of figures are records for Landsbanki - BG's bank so frankly The Daily Mail are just trying to make trouble so I hope no-one buys their lying rag.

 
At 4:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

mail you should rename your paper viz ! i think i would believe it more

 
At 4:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

even the daily sport has more reliable stories than you !! god you must be really stuggling to fill those pages

 

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