Sunday, January 18, 2009

Bellamy's Leaving Present

Championship Ground GuidesI hear the rest of the West Ham first team have clubbed together to buy Craig Bellamy this excellent Guide to the Coca Cola Championship Grounds.

The team thought long and hard about an appropriate present. For a few days they were considering a golf club but eventually decided he would get most use from a guide to the grounds in what used to be the English First Division.

Update: After tonight's developments I understand the players are heading back to the shops to see if they can exchange Bellamy's guide to English Championship grounds for a bench warmer.


At 4:59 PM, Blogger Simon said...

as much as i hate the little goblin, id be sorry to see him go as a player. he is the most unprofessional little moaner but without a proper replacement i dont think we would be as strong..
15-20 mill would make me happier tho ;)

At 5:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

carlton 5- moronic critical muppets nil

in yo face

At 9:58 PM, Anonymous happyBALLS said...

"appropriate present: For a few days they were considering a golf club" --
had they all gone insane? isn't he violent and thuggish enough without them giving him the weapons to do the damage?



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