Nearly West Ham Related

Ex-West Ham goalkeeper Stephen Bywater is rumoured to be signing for the small club in North London.

Rob Schneider (Duece Bigelow) has been snapped in a West Ham shirt. It appears he has been spending a lot of time with Russell Brand.

Ex-West Ham manager Harry Redknapp is a target of the Russin mafia. At least it is reported that CSKA are willing to pay Redknapp £4m a year to take over for Valeri Gazzaev. However Redknapp gets a nose bleed if he has to travel further north than the Watford Gap, so he is unlikely to move to the Russian capital.